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In early 2022, after 2 years of COVID-19 lockdown, Sherwood found himself mighty sad and mighty overweight…
Nothing in his life mattered anymore; that is, except for sweeties, something of which he had fallen in love with as a child and grown even fonder of during the pandemic. With no interest in exercise, Sherwood set out to create sweeties that would satisfy his cravings yet trim the fat from his corpulent corpus. Using only the best info from the internet, he spent a few hours in between the countless hours frothing over six-pack abs on Instagram to formulate a series of fitness supplements containing ingredients that fitness lovers love. He named his standard-fare collection of creations, Mighty Muscle™…
Mighty Muscle™ debunks the notion that hard work is needed in order to realize your goals; it's a true testament to the benefits of cutting corners to get whatever you want no matter the cost. Using these supplements, Sherwood was able to get super shredded. The debilitating depression and angina-inducing anxiety still exist, but at least his body looks wicked good.
If you care about the way you look and want to cut the line to the front of the rollercoaster ride of social media follower count, Sherwood enjoins you to join his get-good-looking and fuck-the-rest solution. Get Mighty Muscle™ today!